Me: *sees my stuffed animal on the floor next to my bed*
Me: Why wasn't I a better parent
I’ve been away but the fox/seagull gryphon crossed my dash and this morning I made some trash gryphons.
Also: beware!! This terrible bastard is coming to steal all the birdseed from your feeder!!
Oh no … oh no …………..
Anonymous asked:
POTC is getting rebooted already? Wow
captainamericagf answered:
you have my attention
They really went and fixed every issue with the original in one go huh
My understanding is that it’s not even a reboot.
It’s just a continuation of the franchise without the “Jack Sparrow” character. It’s a whole world of piracy, magic, and adventures, so why limit it to revolving around the adventures of one dude and his friends?
From what I’m hearing, it’s going to focus on the character of Redd from the ride.
Remember the one part in the ride where the pirates are auctioning off the women? And a bunch of the pirates are chanting “We wants the redhead!” and sure enough, there’s a gorgeous redhead getting auctioned off?
Well, luckily, Disney recently changed the scene. There are now no women getting auctioned off, and the redhead, since renamed Redd, is a pirate captain in her own right.
The reworked character has become so popular that she’s actually a walk around character that you can meet in the park.
I really hope the rumors are true because we deserve a movie or twelve about female pirates
*slamming fists on the table*
LESBIAN PIRATES LESBIAN PIRATES LESBIAN PIRATES